TOTALLY NOT SECRETLY A CEPHALOPOD OR ANYTHING

Really.

amongxylophonesandglockenspiels:

So apparently it’s Cephalopod Awareness Days, so I think we should all be aware of secretcephalopod.

(this reply is super belated but)
I’m always happy to have people be aware of me, but why are you doing it in connection with Cephalopod Awareness Day? What possible connection could there be? Are you trying to imply something? Are you trying to call me a cephalopod? Because that would be A REALLY STRANGE THING TO DO, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.
I am a human being with the normal human number of limbs and the normal human number of hearts and all the other normal human body parts! I would prove it but I have to go to a human class at my human college now, GOODBYE

Thus we can form our stream of pairs of integers (i,j) weighted according to the will of God

(Source: kingjamesprogramming)

Blip blap blobidiblop TWINS!

(Source: agentbreedlove, via tripleness)

Don’t freak out too much. That’s bad for you.

I knowwwww
but it’s SO SCARY
I NEED THEM TO LIKE MEEEEEEEE

At least I have almost 3 weeks to prepare for it, but that’s gonna be pretty much 3 solid weeks of freakouts! I feel sorry for anyone who talks to me between now and the interview.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

and more AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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ryannorth:

ryannorth:

Here is a preview of Adventure Time #30, AKA The Zine Issue, AKA MARCELZINE!

Pictured above:

  • BMO’s adorable submission, “Cool Bear the Bear by BMO the BMO”
  • a page from Marceline’s frankly rad Hourly Comics
  • Princess Bubblegum’s amazing submission, Chicken Experiment Comic

Click through!  THERE’S EVEN MORE COMICS THAT AWAIT YOU

Out today! 

captainslayhab:

Sneaktopodes II: Cephalosneaks

Sneaktopodes? Cephalosneaks? Cephalopods are known for their straightforwardness and honesty! They would definitely never ever try to trick anyone or anything for any reason!

…or so I hear, anyway. I definitely have no inside knowledge into cephalopods. hahahahaha that makes no sense why would you say that go away

(via dduane)

Me while reading Words of Radiance

Character:

*says something*

Me:

okay but why aren't you talking to Shallan?

Character:

*thinks something*

Me:

okay but why aren't you thinking about Shallan??

Character:

*does anything at all*

Me:

okay but WHY AREN'T YOU SHALLAN???

tripleness:

doglets:

If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like “when I was your age” and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago

Have you done this yet, secretcephalopod?

I have not! I AM BAD AT BEING A TWIN. :c

doglets:

If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like “when I was your age” and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago

(via minionier)