TOTALLY NOT SECRETLY A CEPHALOPOD OR ANYTHING

Really.

Don’t freak out too much. That’s bad for you.

I knowwwww
but it’s SO SCARY
I NEED THEM TO LIKE MEEEEEEEE

At least I have almost 3 weeks to prepare for it, but that’s gonna be pretty much 3 solid weeks of freakouts! I feel sorry for anyone who talks to me between now and the interview.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

and more AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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ryannorth:

ryannorth:

Here is a preview of Adventure Time #30, AKA The Zine Issue, AKA MARCELZINE!

Pictured above:

  • BMO’s adorable submission, “Cool Bear the Bear by BMO the BMO”
  • a page from Marceline’s frankly rad Hourly Comics
  • Princess Bubblegum’s amazing submission, Chicken Experiment Comic

Click through!  THERE’S EVEN MORE COMICS THAT AWAIT YOU

Out today! 

captainslayhab:

Sneaktopodes II: Cephalosneaks

Sneaktopodes? Cephalosneaks? Cephalopods are known for their straightforwardness and honesty! They would definitely never ever try to trick anyone or anything for any reason!

…or so I hear, anyway. I definitely have no inside knowledge into cephalopods. hahahahaha that makes no sense why would you say that go away

(via dduane)

Me while reading Words of Radiance

Character:

*says something*

Me:

okay but why aren't you talking to Shallan?

Character:

*thinks something*

Me:

okay but why aren't you thinking about Shallan??

Character:

*does anything at all*

Me:

okay but WHY AREN'T YOU SHALLAN???

tripleness:

doglets:

If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like “when I was your age” and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago

Have you done this yet, secretcephalopod?

I have not! I AM BAD AT BEING A TWIN. :c

doglets:

If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like “when I was your age” and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago

(via minionier)

copperbadge:

elfhawk3:

So copperbadge put together a fancast of Good Omens, to which I say, I see your Chris Evans Is Everyone and raise you Lucy Liu.

I call it… Liu’d Omens.

(Media: some photoshoot, Lucky Number Slevin, Ally McBeal, more photoshoot, Fashion Olympics photoshoot, yet more photoshoot gdi why don’t you wear cool sunglasses, Elementary, I think more Elementary, and Cashmere Mafia.  Not pictured: the pain I went through watching Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever and Cypher trying to find something flash bastardly.)

MAGNIFICENT. 

(Source: thelostie)

vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

aprilwitching:

erotica written by an alien pretending not to be horrified by the human body

"some sort of gel emerged"

AHAHAHA OH WOW

“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”

MY GOd

(via swamp-spirit)